I’m not sure I would call Roller Derby Women “athletes” but for fear of being beaten to a bloody pulp by a human of the opposite sex, I’ll just say that they are among the most divine and gifted athletes on the planet. And in this hilarious clip, they are introduced to another divine form – the Palm Pre:

I left out the “lawn bowling” people… but they are old and feeble so I don’t find it necessary to call them athletes. But they are awesome nonetheless… just not as awesome as the Palm Pre!

[Thanks Rex!]