If you’re looking for enough Palm Pre reading to hold you over until June 6th we’ve got some amazing news – it isn’t likely you could go to the bathroom long enough or enough times to finish all the printed out pages we’re about to drop on your mouse click. Behold:

Palm Pre User Guide

Palm Pre FactSheet

Palm Pre Features Guide

SG Pre Gettingstarted

That is a LOT of stuff to sift through and if you’ve made it this far hopefully it isn’t because you’ve read every single one of the above pages. I just wanted to take a minute to point out some interesting tidbits from the User Guide:

• Amazon MP3 app will queue your music downloads and wait for access to Wi-Fi before downloading (unfortunate but will surely save battery. like you care.)
• Includes Push GMail (yay!)
• You can attach a “reminder” to individual contacts so next time you talk to them you can be reminded of something important you had to say? (OMG Y CLDNT U TXT ME DAT WTF LOLLERSKATES!)

Now go ahead… grab some caffeine pills, a truck load of taquitos from 7-11, print out all these pages, lock yourself in the bathroom and be sure to Email us everything you learn. And wash your hands before exiting, please.

[Via SprintGurus]