Check out this YouTube video where a “ninja” holds those wanting the Pre hostage, demanding Palm announce the Pre Release Date otherwise he’ll force people to use the iPhone. At first I thought it was ridiculous, I giggled for a second at the voice change, and then realized how sad a grown (and married) man dressed up as a ninja speaking like Batman really was:

In the next video I wonder if he’ll still have that wedding ring on or if he’ll have been divorced for infinite lameness by then.