If you happen to subscribe to Playboy, chances are you’ve used the line, “I read it for the articles” at least once in your life. And if you have, this would be a great time to illustrate your point – page 24 of the May 2009 issue of Playboy boasts a blurb about the Palm Pre in the “ManTrack” feature:

Make sure you pick up the May 2009 issue of Playboy (or subscribe) to see the Pre in all its glory cause, you know, it IS all about the articles. Just make sure you have a worthy excuse as to why the pages are all stuck together and funkdified – pervert!

Here is what the blurb reads:

Smooth Operator

Palm was once king of the PDA-and-smart-phone game, but recently iPhones and BlackBerries have been getting all the headlines and going out on the town with the beautiful people. With the new Palm Pre (palm.com), however, the company is back. This truly lust-worthy smart phone has a responsive touch screen, a full slide-out keyboard, a wireless charging system and completely overhauled software under the hood. Plus, the Pre smartly combines information and contacts from multiple sources behind the scenes to radically simplify the life of the average mobile beautiful person.

Not exactly earth shattering stuff but fun nonetheless!